Top 10 Rude Birthday Cards UK – Greeting Cards

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1. Joukfun


Humorous B-day Card for Cousin..., You Will Always Younger Than Me, Hilarious Bday Card for Sister Friends, Funny Birthday Card for BBF Bestie

Joukfun #ad - Prompt delivery. Such a cute card, the recipient will definitely smile! Card come with thick envelope wrapped in a plastic sleeve. Card size: 5. 3 x 8 inch Folded. 100% satisfaction guarantee. Printed on high-quality 300gsm paper.
BrandJoukfun #ad
ManufacturerJoukfun #ad
Part NumberJKF-CGK210

2. Hallmark


Love Card for Husband, Girlfriend Our Fairy Tale, Hallmark Disney Anniversary Card, Wife, Boyfriend

Hallmark #ad - Surprise your spouse or significant other with a love note that's sure to brighten their day, Valentine's day, Whether it's your anniversary, or just a regular old Tuesday.8" x 8. With every new adventure we've shared.

And i'm so grateful for this Fairy tale that we're Living together. I'm pretty lucky to be part of your world. We've discovered a whole New world of things to love about each other. Cover features mementos from disney love stories like a starfish, rose, glass slipper, accented with gold foil and a glittery ribbon. Guy meets girl, and genie's lamp, and the rest is history.

". Romantic card measures 5. Inside reads: "our love story is a Tale as old as time. 3" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. With a storybook design and sweet sentiment, girlfriend, wife, this Love card is the perfect way to remind your husband, or boyfriend how much you care.
BrandHallmark #ad
ManufacturerHallmark Marketing Company, LLC (Office) #ad
Height21.11 cm (8.31 Inches)
Length0.33 cm (0.13 Inches)
Width14.61 cm (5.75 Inches)
Part Number899VFE1071

3. Sleazy Greetings


Sleazy Greetings Funny Birthday Card For Women or Men | Dirty Adult For Friend Bday Card with Envelope Sweet Cheeks

Sleazy Greetings #ad - Have butt-loads of fun with this funny birthday card for him or her! Front features a whole load of butt illustrations for the unsuspecting recipient. Folded card measures 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching envelope. Inside features a funny butt pun, "I hope you have buttloads on fun!". International products have separate terms, age ratings, and language of product, including fit, are sold from abroad and may differ from local products, labeling or instructions.
BrandSleazy Greetings #ad
ManufacturerSleazy Greetings #ad
Part Number59246

4. Kirynurd


Kirynurd Funny Birthday Card for Him | Birthday Card for Boyfriend Beau | Cheeky Naughty Birthday Card for Husband Fiance…

Kirynurd #ad - Card size: 205 cm x 13. 5cm / 8" x 5. 3". International products have separate terms, age ratings, including fit, are sold from abroad and may differ from local products, and language of product, labeling or instructions. Digital printed on 300gsm quality card stock. A special birthday card for him, it's sure to bring a smile to his face. Blank inside for your own message if necessary. Comes with matching envelope.
BrandKirynurd #ad
ManufacturerDecolove #ad
Height0.03 cm (0.01 Inches)
Width13.46 cm (5.3 Inches)
Part NumberJWHQ-GC-P

5. Gonzey


Gonzey Rude Anniversary Birthday Card,Cheeky Valentine's Day Cards for Husband Wife Girlfriend Boyfriend Valentines

Gonzey #ad - Digital printed on quality 300gsm recyclable card stock. Prompt delivery. Card size folded: 205cm x 13. 5cm / 8" x 5. 3". Say how you really feel with this funny card, it's sure to bring a smile to his face. Comes with envelope, Card left blank inside for your personal written message. Envelope included.
BrandGonzey #ad
ManufacturerGonzey #ad
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Width14 cm (5.51 Inches)
Part NumberKE000

6. Hallmark


70th Anniversary 40 Note Cards with Envelopes, Hallmark Peanuts Blank Cards Assortment

Hallmark #ad - Be prepared for any occasion that calls for a card. This variety pack of blank designs has everything you need to acknowledge the special moments of every day.

Boxed set includes 40 cards 10 of each design featuring Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Linus, Sally, and Lucy. Blank inside, each card has plenty of space to express thanks or write a thoughtful note! Notecards measure 3. 75" x 5. 2". Box features Velcro closure and is reusable for card organization. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests. Write a note of appreciation, encouragement, or any other special message with one of the four cute designs in this Peanuts 70th anniversary edition note cards set.
BrandHallmark #ad
ManufacturerHallmark #ad
Height0.03 cm (0.01 Inches)
Length13.21 cm (5.2 Inches)
Width9.53 cm (3.75 Inches)
Part Number5STZ1049

7. Sleazy Greetings


Sleazy Greetings Funny Birthday Card Meme For Him Her Men Women | Keep My Age Out Your Mouth Slap | Will Smith Slaps Chris Rock Happy Birthday Card

Sleazy Greetings #ad - Make him or her smile: this hilarious bday card will work great as a special surprise for all who saw the famous slap, which is now a popular meme. Each card is made with an uncoated inside texture that is easy to write on and won't smudge. Perfect for their birthday: we designed this trendy card with the pop culture of today.

Funny birthday card: looking for the perfect gift to give your boyfriend, husband, best friend, girlfriend, or significant other? This card is just the surprise you've been looking for that will absolutely knock their socks off! Make them laugh with this clever happy birthday card that features Will Smith open-hand slapping Chris Rock. Whether you gift this to friends or family, you'll have them rolling on the ground laughing. Hassle-free envelopes: all envelopes are sturdy kraft envelopes and are moisture sealed lick-to-seal.

Gift this timeless meme to everyone and watch their faces light up realizing what this scene is from. Each kraft envelope is large enough to fit a standard sized photo; card comes in a durable, rigid package to protect it from dents and damages during shipping. Large and blank on the inside: this large 5 x 7 inch card is blank on the inside with plenty of space for your personalized message just for him or her. Sleazy greeting cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.
BrandSleazy Greetings #ad
Part NumberSG000472

8. Ogeby


Humor Donkey Graduation Card for Him Her, Cheeky Greeting Card for Graduate, Funny Smart Ass Graduation Card

Ogeby #ad - The card is blank inside so that you can write out your own personal message! Your recipients gonna love it! This funny graduation card is perfect for the graduate in your life and is sure to bring a smile to its recipient's face. Card size:8" x 5. 3" inches folded. Printed on quality 300gsm recycled, smooth card stock and comes with a matching red envelope.
BrandOgeby #ad
ManufacturerOgeby #ad
Height0.03 cm (0.01 Inches)
Length20.32 cm (8 Inches)
Width13.46 cm (5.3 Inches)
Part NumberOGB-08

9. Alzombi


Birthday Card for Him, Boyfriend, Valentines Day Card, Funny Anniversary Card for Husband

Alzombi #ad - This card will sure bring a smile to his face! Folded card is blank inside for your personal message. Premium super smooth 300gsm white card. Card size folded: | 8 x 5. 3 inches | 205 x 13. 5 cm.
BrandAlzombi #ad
ManufacturerNimab #ad
Height0.03 cm (0.01 Inches)
Length13.46 cm (5.3 Inches)
Part NumberNM-RNJV-MD

10. Sleazy Greetings


Sleazy Greetings Funny Birthday Card For Boyfriend Girlfriend | Funny Valentine's Day Anniversary Card For Him Or Her | I Love You Vine Meme Card

Sleazy Greetings #ad - Folded card measures 5 inches by 7 inches and comes with a matching envelope. You might recognize this scene from the popular Vine video of a man singing to his girlfriend. Sleazy greeting cards are designed, printed, and packaged in the USA. Inside is left blank for your personal hand written message. Receive one funny card for your friend, husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend.
BrandSleazy Greetings #ad
ManufacturerSleazy Greetings #ad
Part NumberSG000124